the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
by roflwafflesnaffle March 20, 2010
When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.
by amanda mulen November 05, 2011
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011
by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train March 24, 2006
A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
by CharleMAIM September 02, 2017
A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
by keger26 December 17, 2011
In Call of Duty: World at War, it is the act of throwing two (2) satchel charges next to each other, and also throwing a N° 74 ST (Anti-tank) grenade. The N° 74 ST will set off the satchel charges, thus having the ability to blow up a tank in one big shot if done correctly
P1: "Can someone help me, there's a tank right on me?!"
P2: "It's all right, I'm going to give it the German Bagel."
P1: "Thank god!"
P2: "It's all right, I'm going to give it the German Bagel."
P1: "Thank god!"
by Joey Rasmus November 25, 2009