A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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Getting pissed at someone's crib and then going to a club or bar late in the night. The aim is to get as fucked as you can before having to pay $10 per drink while you are out.
by Diego September 14, 2003
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Get the game salter mug.A raunchy, fishy, and sticky vagina after a female attends an outdoor sporting event. Especially in hot/humid weather after she has been tailgating and walking around all day.
After tailgating in the hot sun all day my girlfriend worked up a serious gameday box. I went down on her, it was like opening up a hot grilled cheese sandwich....yumm
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"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.
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The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.
As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.
The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.
As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.
My favourite Game & Watch title is Mario's Cement Factory, the one where Mario owns a cement factory for some reason.
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