Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

gary rusby

He is an extremely skilled fighter which helps him prey on children, especially children from his family.

Ah it's Gary Rusby
Oh no my ass can't take another round of that

by TheSexyJanitor July 26, 2020

Gary

A local Oceanside child molester/cunt

Did you hear that Sarah got abducted by Gary dimenstien?

by Kavedoggy August 6, 2020

Gary

A 16 Year Old with ADD who lies and backstabs people from Bullworth Academy.

Gary "I can get people expelled and put several kids into therapy unfairly and he still likes me!!"
(Gary instantly gets Jimmy, Pete, and others expelled or therapy)
Gary "ha ha ha ha, I rule this school."

by rileyissushi September 24, 2020

Doing a Gary

Telling a lie = doing a Gary

'I once a piss next to David guetta' stop doing a Gary

by Mav88 October 2, 2020

A Gary

A poop you have to talk about or someone who always dramatically talks about pooping.

I had to drop a Gary as soon as I got home.

by Drama Jackson October 5, 2020

Gary

To bail on an event last minute.

Awe man, we're going to be one short. Fucking Chad pulled a Gary and texted me this morning that he can't get out of work.

by Chester 351654 July 14, 2022