Gary

Being an old and not understanding the acronym or reference.

You don’t know what WTF means? What a Gary.

by DCHays September 3, 2021

The Gary

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of making him ejaculate faster .

John just got The Gary by Stella

by BEARDEDRAIDER February 13, 2024

Gary Peer'd

When your real estate agent gives you an expectation of what you could expect for your property but once you sign their contract they spend their whole time lowering your expectations and pushing you to take a low offer.

My agent totally Gary Peer'd me! They said $500k would be a realistic expectation but then we signed and they said we should expect $400k, our property was passed in at auction!

by creature15 March 24, 2021

angry Gary

Pegging your drunk husband without lubrication or consent.

Kevin came home shitwrecked last night, so he got an angry Gary

by livingbeetroot September 20, 2023

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

Gary

A "Gary" is an insecure man who does not have much going for him so instead he harassed and trolls women online. This definition originated from the largest male troll to every harass female strength athletes who happened to have this name. Since then, this type of behavior has its perpetrators labeled as such a Gary.

*random man* you're too muscular you look like a man
Me: okay Gary

by Tittyswan February 1, 2020

Gary

Gary is usually a nice man who forgets what he just said. He will always be loyal and a good friend. He provides great commentary.

Ah it’s just Gary you know he forgets everything.

by Blowe79 April 30, 2022