Fuzzbreaker

It's really very difficult to describe a Fuzzbreaker but try to imagine Henry Rollins with AIDS, an annoyingly smug possibly franco-european, possibly just really punchable face with a certain stabbing-frenzy appeal, throw in a little abbrasive verbal-toilet bleach, add a twist of fart jokes with a tiny pinch of existential angst and you might get the idea or you might not even have come close.

Fuzzbreakers are rare but seem to become abundant very quickly wherever they settle, soon leaving for new pastures as they rape mother nature of all she has to offer. They usually congregate in small herds, electing a leader to represent them in their real-world business deals and social exploits. Fuzzbreakers are usually covered in thick feathers and all but the herd leader walk on four legs. In 1976 David Gillespie of the Royal Society for the Protection of Fuzzbreakers discovered a new breed living on a small island of the coast of Venezuala, the Fan-tailed Lesser Spotted Fluffsnapper.

by Ian Malcolm April 26, 2006

Fizzy fun balls

Funny fun stuff with lots of sugar that makes you gun sardine ggffg

Yaayvfizzy fun balls

by ADHD kid2003 July 6, 2015

boo fuzz

slang word for bull.
used mainly by wiggers.

tanya thinks she's da shiz nit. dat's boo fuzz! she's fugly!

by shantay July 12, 2004

baby fuzz

Before a baby gets a full head of hair. It is usually in little patches.

"Aw look at his baby fuzz!"

by Lee Ann Rolan July 7, 2008

fuzzards

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.

Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.

by MTDice February 16, 2010

Fizzy Gummy

A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.

Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015

Anal Fuzz

A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.

AKA Fertile Crescent

Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?

Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!

by Mike Yass March 30, 2009