fucktard

a dumbass of the highest order who has absolutely no brain and says dumb things constantly. Fucktards are not to be associated and are fucking retarded. one way to identify a fucktard is to ask them to tie their socks. if they have to think about this then they are defenitley fucktards. when a fucktard reaches adulthood it joins others, this is called congress.

Sam: have you seen my feet?
joe: no, but i bet you haven't. look under your fat folds you fucktard

by sodacandiet November 19, 2013

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A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.

fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!

by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013

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so retarded were they get on your last nerve

You see Gabriel was being such a fucktard in history

by Pakston123 February 3, 2015

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Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015

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