shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

What the girl you’re dating does

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”

by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn

by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

Old grandma feet

Yum yummy cock granny feet

Yummy old grandma feet

by Pussy man cock April 6, 2022

Yummy Grandma's

"Grandma's delious!!!"

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.

I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.

by Chris Lee March 29, 2004