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ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.
Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!
by Eman3737 November 29, 2004
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floordog

A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).
"I almost tripped on your floordog".
by flora dogg May 30, 2005
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Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.
Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!
by Matthew March 26, 2005
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floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.
Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.
by fro12 April 23, 2006
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floorhugger

someone who break dances
bboy ish a floorhugger?
by kikix3 April 11, 2007
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Floorfag Whore

A vile human being who decides it is socially acceptable to scrounge on the floor and pick up an almost used, lit cigarette with one drag left in it, and use it. This person does not have any respect for themself, nor any knowledge of diseases transmitted very easily through that fag.
'Oh my god Brogan, I can't believe you just picked that fag up off the floor, you floorfag whore'
by SuperChocolateBear March 2, 2009
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second floor

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.
That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.
by ctown February 2, 2003
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