fassouche

cross between the words fucking asshole and douche. used to describe someone who is a a douche bag as well as a fucking asshole

hey that guy just stole my car, what a fassouche!

by isabelle ashley April 27, 2010

Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

fassy mons

Direct translation would be to mean "Fassy Man".
Common in Jamaican Patois vernacular, a slang term used to desribe a man who has obvious homosexual traits, or who you believe
to partake in homosexual activites.

-"Me see that mon over dere be wearin' tight pants and kissin and rubbin"
-"Pure fassy mons"

by j. breezy October 12, 2013

Fassnoe

Fucking nasty ass hoe

Girl: hey you know Shaquita
Boy: yah I know her why what about her

Girl: she was so drunk last night she shat on ty's dick last night

Boy: ew wtf that's one fassnoe!

by Johnny mcguire January 16, 2014

flamsen

A Swedish word which describes a state in which the person finds everything entertaining and amusing.

Carina could not stop laughing because she was on flamsen.

by FlamserTramser April 10, 2016

Flabscular

Portmanteau of flabby and muscular. A flabscular individual is one who has lost a significant amount of weight and put on muscle mass without undergoing skin removal surgery; the result is large flaps of loose skin marring an otherwise impressive physique.

The man prided himself on being able to overcome obesity and live an active, healthy lifestyle, but rarely showed off his muscles because of his flabscular physique.

by sweet_rolls October 9, 2016