fecation

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Feckin Betch!

Frequently used interjection between two or more betches engaged in an altercation of some sort; often physical in nature.

Subject #1 "I never flirted with your bae"
Subject #2 " Feck you didn't...You Feckin Betch!!!"

by Squishdon March 3, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024