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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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fallooing

random pieces of hair that float your head around after working all day in windy conditions
Nicki, was it a windy day at work today? your hair is fallooing all over the place
by kylebuday July 27, 2010
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
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Falcon Dream

A lucid dream that you can't remember the ending of
Falcon Dream - You wake up knowing you just dreampt but can't remember the ending
by Ian Falcon Dream June 11, 2013
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Falloning

Verb Not noticing when somone of the opposite gender wants to bone and finding out when you no longer have a shot

Noun Fallon- to never notice when opposite gender is interested
Verb
P1-"Dude remember when Nicole wanted your D"

P2-"Wait what?!"
P1-" HAHAHAHA you're Falloning so hard right now aren't you?"
P2- "FUCK!!"
P1- "Man you're a born Fallon didn't even notice Laura flirting with you"
P2- FML :(
by kolo90 January 16, 2015
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Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
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Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
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