Blowie Fail

While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.

A failed blow job.

Worst feeling imaginable.

"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"

"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".

by Olde English September 30, 2009

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ginger fail

the maximum achievable level of shame. an occurrence in which a creature is able to prove his unworthiness to be alive. a ginger fail, or "GF", is impossible to recover from. GFs are an unexplored phenomenon from a biological standpoint. Experimental treatments of depression include exposure to footage of repeated GFs, until the patient finds new hope in life.

When he thought he had a chance at getting her number, he Ginger failed becuase he forgot he was a Ginger

by cathunter September 7, 2010

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failblog.org

a website devoted to the examples in society of people failing miserably or just straight up idiot activities.

OR

Sterling Skidmore's Face book page

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1412215793

Evan- "Man, i saw the funniest shit on failblog.org!
it was this little kids hockey team picture and one of the boys was about to puke everywhere! It even showed the puke coming out of his mouth!!!"

Phil- "Thats odd, last night when I tried to failblog last night, I was redirected to some kid named Sterling Skidmore's Facebook"

by hammer_dong_balls69 January 16, 2009

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fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

by mkablam May 11, 2009

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Failbait

Girls under the age of 17 who try to be jailbait, but can't pull it off. Such as a 14 year old 200 pound girl who wears tight shirts, mini skirts and shows way too much flab.

Dude, did you see jessica today? She looks like a muffin in clothing..ITS DISGUSTING! Failbait to the max.

by Ninjaplocksz October 21, 2009

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