five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009

five buck

0.5 grams of marijuana.

the smallest amount of weed available for purchase.

most popular among high school kids who only get $5 a day for lunch.

(note: some dealers are pricks and won't sell anything less than 1g)

"hey man i'm low on cash, can you shoot me a five buck?"

by sixthgun August 2, 2012

five musketeers

A group of five girls who say they will be friends forever,but two of them start moving away and ignore the other three because they become friends with the crazy 8. When the five musketeers see one another they act like nothing is wrong but they know that they are moving apart.the three remain friends but the two keep moving away and soon they will no longer be friends with the three.

The five musketeers will never last.

by Lucy teller July 13, 2016

five way intersection

A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.

The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.

by Jizzcummer June 14, 2018

Five Dock Fudging

Five Dock Fudging.

Is the practice of inserting ones fist inside your partners anus and flexing the fingers, til they climax. Then when removed it appears as if you have buttery chocolate fudge covered fist. Much better straight after Anal sex.

Jane: Hey darling im bored with this, would you like a Five Dock Fudging?

Jack: Would I ever! then we can have Fudge.

by Clunger11 October 26, 2018

five finger splay

When u put ur first in her pussy and splay the fingers. "Jazz hands"

She was a freak. I gave her the five finger splay

by Meezy806 December 17, 2018