Trust me faith is a cunt will always be a bitch she is never nice to anyone will always try to make your day horrible. Trust me you don't want a faith as a girl friend they are ugly on this inside and out
Ewww is that faith
by Urmom.com December 4, 2019
Get the Faith mug.When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
by hanesdude July 7, 2009
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After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.
Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
by Cap'n Sea-Biscuit Crunch April 29, 2009
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1) Brian Gionta is a BC fagit.
2) I hope that BU Fagit Rick DiPietro never gets out of the AHL
3) You're a fagit.
2) I hope that BU Fagit Rick DiPietro never gets out of the AHL
3) You're a fagit.
by wonko January 16, 2003
Get the fagit mug.When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."
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Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
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Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010
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The judgment, hatred or exilation of someone based on their religous views.
The judgment, hatred or exilation of someone based on their religous views.
Even If A Boy& A Girl love eachother very much, the Boy will be threatened& forbidden by his Mother from seeing this girl because she is not "Saved"
ie, the Mother is a Faithist -religionist-
, the Girl is a victim of Faithism -religionism-
ie, the Mother is a Faithist -religionist-
, the Girl is a victim of Faithism -religionism-
by carebear727 September 22, 2009
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