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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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Transit Even Point

If it is worked out the time it takes to go somewhere via transit, such as by bus, taxi, car, train, horse (and etc) and this calculation includes all the extras or parking, traffic, waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, saddling the horse (& etc) compared to just walking there, and the time it would take to have just walked there is actually quicker, then you have not broken the transit even point.

This concept is borrowed from business where return on investment is described as a break even point where return surpasses cost.

Transit Even Point was inspired by inner city living, where walking can be quicker than transit.
You know, it would have been quicker to just walk, this waiting around does not meet the Transit Even Point!
by AlganonAU January 3, 2011
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Stony Evening

having a good night while under the wonderful influence of cannabis
What did you do last night? Let's just say it was quite the stony evening.
by kuunii July 24, 2011
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Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.
"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
by Swambat April 23, 2014
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not even kid

When ever someone tells you something and you disagree and you do it to.
You are bad kid bet you cant drink this

Not even kid
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Going Even Further Beyond

When you're full of so much energy of any kind that parts of your body starts to grow in length and power.
Man 1: You would not believe what happened after she too her top off. I was going even further beyond.

Man 2: You weeb.
by Mr. McGooey February 19, 2022
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good m'evening

A time-neutral greeting among shift workers meaning BOTH good morning AND good evening, meant to acknowledge that one's morning is the other's evening and vice versa.
It's 0600 and time for shift change. Night Shift Jane sees Day Shift John arriving to work, "Good m'evening John!" He replies with, "Good m'evening Jane!"
by vth August 17, 2016
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