Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London
Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino”
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home”
Person “oh dear”
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home”
Person “oh dear”
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Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
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A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.
by The masta of dizzasta October 5, 2008
Get the english mug.A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
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