Put 'em on blast

To inadvertently snitch on someone to a figure of authority

Student 1: "Student 2, did you even hand in the Homework?"
Professor: "Yeah where is your homework?"
Student 2: "Oh, I uhh forgot to do it..."
Student 1: "Oh shit, I really put 'em on blast. Sorry Bro"

by Big_Booty_Bitch March 9, 2015

Duff em'

To overload somebody..

I'm about To Duff em'

by Rabbies11 October 7, 2019

starboard both of em'

a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger

hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles

by wickywicky pimmmmp October 24, 2008

Straight Juiced Em!

when someone makes a joke or crack on someone else.
when someone "PWNs" someone or "OWNed" them in the form of a joke.
when you say something completely rediculous or out of context that in no way shape or form has anything to do with the conversation but you somehow make it a joke.

kid1: in order to beat the man, you gotta be the man
kid2: in order to beat the meat
you must know your limits
kid3: Straight Juiced Em!

by StraightJuicedEm! April 1, 2009

write em up Bob

Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.

"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."

by Bob Tracy December 8, 2004

Tape Em' & Rape Em'

The action of taping someone to a large cylinder shaped object and, you know, BANG EM'................. without their consent."

"Dude, I saw this old guy taped to a tree the other day getting screwed by this other old guy."

"Yeah I know, I was there. Others around them were screaming "Tape em' & Rape em'!"

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Mossin' on em

to make a phenomenal catch , as Randy Moss would do. The catch has to be bonerific. In a situation like this, the defender is always rihannaed. On the way to the end zone the reciever has the option to be a swagger jacker and embarrass anybody else he pleases.

Jeff: Hey , Roy , did you see that catch ?

Roy: Fuck yeah man , Jared is really Mossin' on em today.

by Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe November 6, 2010