Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.

Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls

Perros earrings stink

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.

“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”

by Aberash December 6, 2020

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure

I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021