When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.
Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.
by Cinkay July 17, 2015
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A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
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Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"
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Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017
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