driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

fat truck driving lesbian

1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.

2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck

1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'

2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'

by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006

no sex drive

Premature failures in pistons, piston rings, cylinder liners, bearings and bushings in an otherwise late model automobile, commonly known as a "muscle car", causing such vehicle to fail upon ignition.

"Golly gee, Sally, I'm not such a lucky girl. Gerry phoned, and said his T-bird has no sex drive, so we won't be going to the drive-in after all. Isn't that just crrraaaazzzzy?"

by Pompien August 31, 2013

drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!

I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!

by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004

driving black

Driving with the "wrong" skin color, seen by certain cops as a reason to be suspicious.

I got stopped three times from here to Compton, just for driving black!

by GoFigure September 22, 2005

driving force

Inner feeling that makes you do things you would not think of doing or achieving.

For most people, Inspiration is the driving force that makes them be the best they can be.

For most people, Inspiration is the driving force that makes them be the best they can be.

by ELCOT1N August 26, 2013

Crunk Driving

When your driving sober, but you pretend to drive like your drunk/under the influence of drugs.

Eli: "Dude your swerving the car on this straight road!"
Orion: "Don't worry he is just Crunk Driving."

by Oshla December 9, 2010