Peter Dragon

When a man slowly and deliberately drags his semi-hard penis across a woman's face.

Kathy was sitting there watching TV, and Bryan snuck up on her and gave her a Peter Dragon, knocking her glasses off.

by SteveFinan August 28, 2011

Dragon Fart

Stinging flatulence that is the end result of consuming large quantities of very spicy food. The spicier the food the more the "burning" sensation resembles the breath of a Dragon in its intensity.

Roger: Hell yeah! I ate least twenty buffalo wings man.

Duane: I warned you, now it's only a matter of time before you start layin' down some nasty Dragon Farts. The stink is the least of your worries.

by Samsogn March 28, 2009

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

pootie dragon

a female whose breath smells like her vagina

"ooooh son, pootie dragon had some stank breath."

by annieiscool February 28, 2007

Soup Dragon

Person who loves to drink alcohol

He is a soup dragon he has been drinking 5 days now

by Jmartin82 November 17, 2016

furious dragon

Ok, here's what you do. A girl's giving you head right, and just as you start cumming in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach and it comes out her nose!

Ian T. is an expert at performing the furious dragon.

by Bruce Johanson August 4, 2006

retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.

I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.

by Daniel August 19, 2007