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doobie

Dushan: imma go smoke a doobie

Ryan: a what?
Dushan: a cigarette, you uncultured swine
by EvilFart April 27, 2020
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doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 1, 2020
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Doodie Tingles

The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.
by sevenxchamps2000 May 31, 2020
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Doof

Bro he's such a doof
by Bcq17 June 3, 2020
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Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.
Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.
by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020
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Doobie

Itz a mf roach ik damn well yk wha a roach is
My brother-I know damn well yu ain’t sneak in my room while I was sleep n steal my doobies

Me- I ain’t have no weed n yu was sleep. My bad bro dem bitches was smackin too Not even gone cap🤣🤣
by Elijah200430 September 30, 2020
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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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