A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
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Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
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disabled december means you can hit any disabled person throughout december as much and as long as you want through december.
Elia: yo lily it’s disabled december , let’s go hit alex
lily: we will be the shit out of alex cause it’s disabled december
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When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.
"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."
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