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prick dildo

A complete and utter douchè bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam
Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam
by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014
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dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
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dildo panties

A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public
I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!
by Ghdhvshdfgg March 13, 2018
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Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦
Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...
by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016
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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019
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Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010
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Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020
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