DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

dildo

A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

by mmm delicious May 10, 2005

dildo

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

by Light Joker December 2, 2005

dildo smack

A total fucken retard.

My roommate is a freak'in dildo smack.

by umox January 9, 2007

Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010

dildeep

when a penis is so long and thick, it fills up the whole vagina when engaged in intercourse

"Oh my God, Courtney: he was going dildeep because he was so huge and it felt so good!"

by iknowstuff395 August 4, 2009

dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.

Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.

by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006