The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"
"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.
by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018

by whamcity August 29, 2012

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
by MrBQ June 30, 2014

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
by John_465 August 19, 2016
