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colin darling

colin is cool and thats all i can say i mean he is cool and his cock is shaped like a armidillos just kiding doggish
he is da mota fuckin bomb, the only thing rong with him is that he cant take a joke. But i mean everyone has something wrong with them. Especially maxs asshole, damn he farted in a fan one night, god i puked all over his attic
by beefcurtain junior August 24, 2004
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online dating

when a bunch of PATHETIC lowlifes go on social media and date. lmfao you losers who online date need a real relationship...oh wait...you can't even get probably because one, how you look, two or your disgusting personality
by go cry about it April 18, 2021
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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darling

An old hag mostly found smoking pot in parking lots
She's such a darling
by Dick Flicker September 28, 2008
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drundle dring drammer

When a dringus or cynthia drunderson is uhhh-dricolling your brimb bramble in the bringerton briscuit brooby. Brob brobbyton has a brumpkin prie full of pruppeteers but they are uh controlled just by uh marinara you bridget. Brisk bring bramm bramm brammerton brumble.
Yooouuuu are the drundle dring drammer you driscuit drizzle!
by jcgamer107 November 5, 2010
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Daving

(v.)listening to many Dave Matthews Band (also known as Dave) songs in succession.
(adj.)the look of focus, content, joy and being relaxed while listenng to a Dave Matthews Band song.
v. Jordan was totally Daving the other night, she can now recite all the lyrics to Dave's 'Crash' album.

adj. That girl has such a Daved look on her face, it mus tbe because shes listening too a LeRoi sax solo.
by jordan maly December 25, 2008
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dringasm

the pleasure one obtains from a tasty beverage in other words a drink orgasm
"this drink is dringasmic," she said while moaning.
by gotomeeting September 30, 2010
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