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gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013
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Relationship dick

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.
Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!
by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018
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dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014
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Dick Gumshoe

Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character

Orange: Dick Gumshoe
by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021
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No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.
Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!
by whamcity August 29, 2012
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
by MrBQ June 30, 2014
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