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shot in the dark

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)
MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it
by JOHN JOHNSON Jinglesmith November 5, 2009
mugGet the shot in the darkmug.

Rainbow in the Dark

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006
mugGet the Rainbow in the Darkmug.

Dark humor

Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.
Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.

u don’t need that explained 🤠
by Incel😼 July 14, 2020
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Dark Water

The worst movie ever made, in which absolutely nothing happens, although the entire movie soundtrack makes you think something is about to. Its name has become synonymus with describing the worst possible example of something.
by WakemasterC September 16, 2005
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dark rider

Some one that has sex with black people
that white man's suck a dark rider.
by Alexiooooooo October 14, 2007
mugGet the dark ridermug.

dark side

"come to the dark side we have cookies!!"
"yay!! cookies!!!"
by reynish April 2, 2009
mugGet the dark sidemug.

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.
by Jesus March 20, 2005
mugGet the Thief in the darkmug.

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