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toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.
"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"
by danniiscool March 20, 2013
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Buddy crush

A crush that you have for your best girl/boy friend. You usually can't help it, and it can be torture if you dont want to tell them. Could result in an amazing relationship, or a one way ticket into friendship cove.
hey you were totally checking her out, thought she was your best friend?
she is, thats the problem
lol, BUDDY CRUSH.
by drnoballs19 October 21, 2012
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strawberry crush

The type of crush that is established over a substantial amount of time, when your crush is THE person you like at that moment; the one you always list in a game of MASH or confess your like to in a game of truth or dare.
Sarah must have a strawberry crush on Tom Bradley because I saw that she made his picture the screensaver on her laptop.
by sbhasacrush June 19, 2010
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teen crush

the feeling you get when your in high school and notice the opposite sex. You get butterflies in you stomach and feel that you two should belong together.
I have a teen crush on Billy from my English class :
by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007
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Porn Crush

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
by isthiscanon April 9, 2009
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crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.
I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.
by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010
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stage crush

Stage Crush - Noun.

When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.

Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
by Emma W. March 17, 2008
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