Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Rotten Cotton

Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.

Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!

by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025

Cotton Bowl

When one smokes weed and gets cottonmouth and then licks someone's asshole.

"Dude, my Tinder date totally gave me a cotton bowl last night"!

by Retrogradetrav December 31, 2025

punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.

Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.

by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.

I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄

by @CottonOn November 24, 2021

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 28, 2024