An amorphous group of Americans who may or may not be left of the Tea Party, thus they are not really an alternative to the Tea Party. Unlike the Tea Party which stands firmly on the side of the corporate world's quest for tax cuts and media domination, the Coffee Party just really, really wishes everyone would be nice and discuss their feelings rather than making fun of Obama or the Tea Party.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Roommate: What happened to all the Kleenex? I bought 4 boxes and they're all gone.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
by The Dumpstress October 3, 2011
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Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!
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Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
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a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
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Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
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Get the coffee job mug.Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.
R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
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