Colin McCormick

A rare, exotic type of oceanic sea otter. He's also a b****

oof, now we have to execute the Colin McCormick for is interference in the 2016 election.

by ttv. bounzl April 2, 2019

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019

Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Colin

Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.

Colin is good at 8ball

by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020