Colin

Colin is the type of person to be very oblivious. She's very popular and has people always swarming her. Even though most people like her, she's far from perfect. Her hair is as straight as she is. Many people could go on, and on about her looking perfect, but I don't have the time. The only issue she has is that she swears a lot and sometimes is a pain to be around.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new girl, Colin?"
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Colin

The big gay child with glasses and a tiny pp. He has a friend named Luka and he’s less gay.

OMG Colin Gay!! Luka less gay!! Oof

by Eve eve ever be eve eve eveebe October 13, 2019

colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.

Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!

by Ripmelife May 12, 2018

Colin

piano queen

Omg did you see that guy playing piano?

Yeah, he’s a Colin.

by aapanda November 12, 2023

Colin

a unit used for measuring the amount of moons a planet has
a Colin is worth 82 moons

Jupiter has about 52 moons, or 0.63414634146 Colin

by Human.cs May 11, 2022

Colins girl

A girlfriend who after you date undergoes the process of becoming a man

Boy 1: I just broke up with Sarah after 6 months dude
Boy 2: Isn’t she a full grown man now?
Boy 1: Yeah she’s such a Colins girl

by PogRider7 April 22, 2022

Colin

A Colin is a person who opens your eyes to the universe when you're feeling lost. He is a warrior who knows the way cause he paved it himself, a resilient guy that takes lemons and squeezes them in life's eyes. Go find yourself a Colin to go on some life changing adventures.

Mo: Hey man, I've been feeling so down in the dumps
Jad: Dude you need to get yourself a Colin to show you the way

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024