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A Cluster Fuck

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"
by David Butenko September 3, 2006
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Clusterfucked

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"
by "Caitlyn." March 11, 2009
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Cluster-bomb

What happens after you are constipated for weeks without shitting.
OH MY FUCKIN GOD! i just painted the toilet with that cluster-bomb!clusterbomb
by funnymanrocco June 2, 2010
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cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage May 10, 2011
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ChesterCat

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.
person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.
by DrayFT October 1, 2011
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cluster fuck

a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!
by Ivan the CheezBurger eater November 18, 2012
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cluster fox

An off shoot of the term cluster fuck. It used as a derogatory term to denigrate conservatives and viewers of fox news.
Watching Bill O'Reilly go after defenseless liberals is one big cluster fox.
by Elephant Mann February 16, 2013
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