Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.

Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.

by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013

Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

by Kapitän February 27, 2021

Booty Cheeks Magee

A person who is just so funny and so skinny that the title doesn’t fit but it’s really funny.

Girl: my best friend is Booty Cheeks Magee.
Boy: who’s that?

Girl: oh that’s Jackie, we call her Booty Cheeks Magee

by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018

took your cheeks

When someone grabs your butt

Bob took your cheeks

by Kruddyki February 16, 2017

running them cheeks

Having a boy hittting it from the back

Boy he was running them cheeks last night

by Narcosis February 19, 2017

Butt cheek queef

Unlike a fart, when air gets trapped in one's butt cheeks, usually while sitting, and a small pocket of air pops out. This is similar to a vaginal queef.

I keep butt cheek queefing.

by Bradford, PA December 16, 2016

clap your cheeks

What I'm about to do to this thicc nigga sitting next to me at lunch

Yo I'm bout to clap your cheeks faggot no homo

by BigPeePeeTyrone November 8, 2017