Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands
by Bigronnysniffer February 06, 2024
A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.
by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022
Carl that nigga
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is cool
by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021
A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA
by Carlus1 December 14, 2016
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Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.
Carl is fat and gay
by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021