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Clusterfuck

A Clusterfuck (noun) is a situation in which a group / person who is completely surrounded by other people, sometimes found in crowded zebra crossings.

Other uses include but are not limited to:

Paparazzi.
A rave.
A video game.
A rugby match.
Jeez Bob got clusterfucked by zombies on that game last night
by baedified like a boss May 18, 2016
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Clusterfuck

An incredibly messed up situation where multiple things have gone wrong.

See: Greece's economy.
Example: Wow, Greece is a total clusterfuck.
by Pixiesfan84 June 23, 2016
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chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a chatter boxxer cluster fucker is just that! someone who just doesn't stop pressing the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the whole situation. I am pretty good at this...on purpose...just to piss off friends for the hell of it. i am doing it too urban dictionary at the moment.....they can't keep up for shit!
i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers!
by kwu2 March 9, 2011
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Clusterfuck

A term used to describe the state of the streets and roads of Puerto Rico, which are full of craters, holes, and rocks intertwined in labyrinth-like ways and only funnel-like exits to them inevitably leading to constant traffic jams. And this goes without mentioning the often psychotic, fast, rude, and just plain bad drivers.
Dude 1: "I hit a hole earlier that took out my front left tire."
Dude 2: "Man, these streets are a complete clusterfuck!"
by nessfive0five June 11, 2008
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Cluster Fuck

A song by the popular group Boom Thread, describing a crappy day where everything goes wrong.
"This day is lookin like a complete clusterfuck and Im damn near sick of it"
by tony, fuck off May 24, 2005
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clustercunt

The total annihilation of a situation. Something that exceeds being FUBAR or a clusterfuck.
Ohmigod, did you hear what happened with that big project? When management stepped in, it became a total clustercunt.
by Spydoggie September 23, 2008
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clusterfuck

term (plural) used to describe players or supporters of glasgow rangers fc...
by dhamian August 4, 2004
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