Pre-clean 

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

Pre-clean by dirty113 December 21, 2009

Hazmat Clean-Up 

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

Hazmat Clean-Up by king j$ August 9, 2010

something clean 

If you're looking around here on Urban Dictionary, you're probably wondering if there is anything on here that doesn't relate to something vulgar or sexual. Well, here it is.

"I was looking on Urban Dictionary and I actually found something clean." ~ nobody

something clean by theonlysanepersononthiswebsite July 1, 2017

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh 

the popular line from the song Pon Mi that is mostly used by material gworls

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh by CASPWER LEI June 2, 2022

Batting Clean-up 

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

Batting Clean-up by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

Facebook Clean 

When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.

"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!

Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"

Facebook Clean by ArcticElephant December 18, 2009

Oxy clean 

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

Oxy clean by tip.the.cow October 3, 2006