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Clare

Appears to be shy and anti-social and a little awkward, but once you really get to know a Clare, they will open up to an amazing person.
A Clare is caring and there when it counts.

Clare is sweet and beautiful and loves to love and be loved.
Clare was not afraid to go out of her way to help others, but when asked a simple question she shies away.
by thebandanakid December 2, 2010
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clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.
I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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clairsentient

A Clairsentient is an individual who perceives (as in a "sixth-sense") by feeling or having knowledge about an object. A good example of this extreme psychic ability is that a clairsentient is able to visualize an item without seeing an image of the specific item. Like a radar detector, a clairsentient possesses the internal power to see and feel radiation from objects that are invisible and out of site. A clairsentient can read "auras" of people and objects to discover their personal histories. In doing so, a clairsentient can sometimes see visions of the future... situations or occurrences that have yet to happen. Not only this, a clairsentient can even sense the presence of spirits and discover events surrounding that individual's death.
1) I don't have to say a word and already that clairsentient bitch I married knows I'm about to tell a lie.

2) If I was clairsentient like my mother I'd be able to figure out the tough problems.

3) Imagine how much money a clairsentient could make betting on the ponies at Belmont.

4) Congress is acting like an autonomous clairsentient body instead of a duly elected representation of the people.

5) If you believe in Santeria for twenty bucks you can get a clairsentient to read her caracoles and tell your future.
by RevPettibone March 15, 2010
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claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.
Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!
by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008
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Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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clairmont

The fattest nigga baller ever! Always entertaining and always staying up late doing his homework. Laid back personality doesn't give a fuck about what happens but don't make him mad. He'll slap you right in front of your sixth grade teacher. Never gets in trouble but parties like a wild nigger whenever he can. Always smokin dat Mary Jane and watching porn. Don't pass him up because he will never get old, and he will eat all your leftovers.
Look at that clairmont. He's such a fat nigger.
by HEPennyPacker69 March 26, 2017
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claremont mckenna

Also known as CMC.

"1. A second-tier liberal arts college."

--Well, I suppose if the 2nd tier starts at #10 nationwide according to US News & World Report, then I'm more than happy to be second-tier until the day I die! But honestly, who cares about rankings after high school? Once you hit college, it's all about who can get the most drunk before passing out.

"2. A college primarily attended by males who are sexual predators."

--And we still have the best-looking girls at the 5Cs. We're so good the chicks keep enrolling here, even if some of the guys have a rap sheet like Kobe's.

"3. A college with a campus resembling a motel."

--Which is exactly why North Quad is so damned fun! It's also because we try to keep our alcoholics in a more public place so that they don't drink alone all the time. I still do, but that's because of my unwavering dedication to self-improvement.

"4. A college obsessed with its inferiority to near-by rival institutions, a complex which often leads to meat-headed overcompensation by many students."

--You're confused. We arrived as meatheads, our dislike for the nearby rival institution being 100% independent thereof. You can have the #3 ranking because I don't give two shits, and when I'm drunk, in about two hours, I really won't give a shit.

"5. A college with an awesome and friendly exhibition chef."

--You're damn right.

CMC also has a pretty fierce rivalry with Pomona College, one of the schools adjacent to its campus, which might have become apparent by reading this entry.

CMCers are known to epitomize badassedness and exhibit extreme behavior, particularly in the realm of binge drinking. Fortunately, the term "binge drinking" was coined by paternalistic douchebags and is therefore a moot point. As far as I'm concerned, a bottle of whisky is perfectly normal for a Tuesday night.
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