Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon".

Exhausted person: I feel like I've run a marathon.

Shirtlifter: Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

by Lumpbag May 7, 2009

calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

by leon loopus January 19, 2006

calipygous

someone with a nice ass
someone who has a lovely rump

damn that girl is calipygous

by sma11s September 20, 2006

[california hot tub]

when a woman put her head back, fills her mouth with some kind of drink that is carbonated, and starts to gargle. When does that, the man would then put his balls in her mouth.

She gave me a california hot tub, I loved the bubbles.

by Brigrat December 17, 2008

Calluseats

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.

Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!

by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010