Cabbage

A vegans version of beef with someone else

Yo, you see those two vegans? They got cabbage with each other dude

by lamby1402 November 14, 2016

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025

cabbage

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!

person 1- woah look tehre eh papa and hes blaming people for stealing his cabbage

by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018

Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019