emo clothes

Clothing worn by emo kids.(see emo boy/girl) Typically this style consists of tight jeans (guys usually will wear female jeans), black band t-shirts in a youth large or adult small, a zip up hoodie, and converse allstars with their graffiti all over them. They will usually wear a belt with pyramid studs, or a flashy belt buckle to set it all off.

Wow, Wil's emo clothes are effin hot!

by Arine December 2, 2004

www.clownpenis.fart

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clop

To masturbate. Often used by bronies.

Brony 1: Dude, I just caught George clopping to Fluttershy!
Brony 2: Fluttershy?! Man, that's just wrong!

by DrWhoof June 8, 2011

clouf-booter

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!

That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!

by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014

clock

used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens

to call out someone's flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one's true gender

I saw through her! She was a fake! And I clocked it! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch!

by Gayzelle March 28, 2011

trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 24, 2008