board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

Board

A mechanical keyboard. Coders and other heavy typers choose specialized mechanical keyboards, or “boards” based on “clicks” or keyclick sound and depth as well as size and RGB functions,

“Did you see Bobby’s new board?”
“Yeah! It’s a 60% with red clicks. A really beauty.”

by Soirée Gun March 15, 2021

boarding house

prison.

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "

by xoxoihateshore May 15, 2023

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

pussy board

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table

me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

Bony Board

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

by Bony Board July 12, 2015