A benjamin brener is a wannabe syndacite or Ali-A, also he lies about everything. But he is quite badass in his ways
by bob7894561230 November 19, 2013
Get the benjamin brenermug. The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
Get the Benjamin Franklin's coffinmug. the guy with the big dick
by jibbajabbalabba December 28, 2020
Get the Benjaminmug. by Duxmarster November 13, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
Get the Benjamin Shanklinmug. Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.
by Dumb ben April 29, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. The absolute cornerstone upon which chivalry stands, Benjamin is a kindhearted, loving, and intrepid soul. Though strong, intelligent, and wise, Benjamin sometimes harbors secrets deep within, only to be entrusted by a small number of his closest companions. He can tend to be quiet and reserved in most situations; however, Benjamin's true colors are revealed when he feels comfortable around and pleased with his company. He easily captivates every girl that befriends him; only one has ever truly captured Benjamin's heart. A stunning smile and a shining soul, Benjamin is the ideal icon of a true gentleman in today's society.
At first glance, Benjamin seemed to be just another voiceless existence of the world, though this was proved compltely false by his bold and valiant actions.
by Doctor Egghead August 13, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug.