Leave it to Beaver

A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)

Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!

Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.

(starts watching)

Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!

(realizes it's a good show)

by psychologynerd October 23, 2012

dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 8, 2007

Steam-Beaver

1)A very hot and stinky vagina.
2)A vagina that smells like a chili pie.

She's been working out, I won't go near that steam-beaver, I might puke on it.

by Jarbob Reimtime March 25, 2006

Easy Beasey

A women that is easy, she will put out without much effort. Usually found at parties looking to sleep with a playboy aka ladies man. Positively correlates with drunkenness: the more drunk the girls are, the more easy beasies there are.

Travis: I just slept with an easy beasey last night.
Josh: Nice, how was it?
Travis: lets just say she was a easy beasey double please me
Josh: Wow! Very nice, are we going to go looking for easy beasies tonight?
Travis: Yea lets go to the house I went to last night they are crawling with them.

by JForeal March 9, 2009

beaver believer

Oregon State University fans who know that the Beavs kick mad PAC 10 ass. They also know that the ducks and their fans are whiny crybaby bitches who can't handle the fact that the beavs kick their asses every year!

Those beaver believers were so excited to kick the ducks asses in the civil war.

by *Valerie* January 6, 2008

beaver shark

a creature that lives in the mountains of North Carolina, mainly swimming in the Nantahala river.

Look out for that beaver shark! *hits paddle on water*

by suockstard August 28, 2010

Oregon beaver show

1. A halftime performance by the Oregon State University band.

2. Particularly hairy pubes

Harry was treated to two Oregon beaver shows last Saturday: the band's and Hortense's.

by Elvis With a Bra on His Head December 30, 2010