Barney Dick

When a man's dick is purple in color or looks purple under certain lighting conditions.

Matt: Hey bro, you wanna see something weird?

(whips out his dick)

Darell: That's fuckin' gross!

Andrew: Yah what the fuck nigga, why is that shit purple? Looks like you got Barney Dick.

by FDWeezy July 27, 2011

barnstorm

when the hull is surrounded by a horde of barns

I can't even see the platy anymore, she's in the middle of such a big barnstorm.

by bonerici March 30, 2004

barney

A scandal-walker, a young man who attempts to go too far with his dates. A lothario.

Eunice, keep away from that barney. If you don't let him pet he makes you get out and walk.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Barnetts

A family that was originated in Crosspool, Sheffield. The family is well known around the streets of Sheffield.

They have nicknames such as 'Dransfield Road Wonders', 'The Barnett package' and more.
The known family includes the parents Johnathan and Joanna along with there 2 very special sons, Samuel (The more nerdy one) And Matthew (Stem - The more depressive Emo one).

Close friends usually mock the son Matthew for being such a dopey chuff. These friends vary from Sam Whelan to Lawrence Snowden.

"Hey guys, i saw the Barnetts today"
"Aw, nice one. Was Sam there?"
"Yeah, all 4 of them"

by niktA maS July 29, 2009

Barnesey

To do something in which everything goes wrong, or to get so drunk that you need help from a crying scouse girl.

Person A emerges after a heavy night with a lot of sick

Person B: 'You had a right Barnesey last night'

by Norwich Ninja January 22, 2011

Barnell

1. Slang for asshole.

2. One who is completely consumed with oneself but can get whatever he wants and get away with whatever he wants. Known for dating woman to use their rich parents. Usually an alcoholic.

Dude! that barnell just took my dog and punted it into the ocean!

Sucks for you man... want to make out?

by brosky smosky July 10, 2010

Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

by fishphoenix June 28, 2011