FDWeezy's definitions

Barney Dick

When a man's dick is purple in color or looks purple under certain lighting conditions.

Matt: Hey bro, you wanna see something weird?

(whips out his dick)

Darell: That's fuckin' gross!

Andrew: Yah what the fuck nigga, why is that shit purple? Looks like you got Barney Dick.

by FDWeezy July 27, 2011