Its nothing but a flesh wound!

When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"Your arm's off!"

"No its not!"

"Yes it is."

"Its nothing but a flesh wound! I've had worse!"

by Munchy101 February 11, 2010

i love you but as friend

When she says: "I love you, but as a friend"
You just got in friendzone. You can't escape it's impossible!

It means she can only be your best friend.

A:Hey, happy Valentines day i love you <3

B: I love you too, best friend ! :*

I love you but as friend=friendzone

by ThisGuyIsAwesomeBro February 27, 2017

weird flex but ok

when somethig someone does may seem quite off or weird but ur just to lazy to give a fuck

friend 1) *eats a whole pig at school*

friend 2) “weird flex but ok”

by whipnaenae_ November 2, 2018

yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

by Pimp in the Box February 4, 2009

Sorry, But

A condescending and insincere apology offered before telling someone that he/she is wrong, usually instead of explaining why the person disagrees with the other party. Often accompanied by derisive laughter and/or mansplaining .

As a bonus, this makes people angry, allowing the Sorry But guy to claim that he can't listen anymore until they calm down.

Jane: I think Obama's doing a pretty good job, all things considered.
Bobby: (chuckle) Sorry, but you're wrong.
Tom: Dude, cut that out. Everyone thinks it's really annoying.
Bobby: Sorry, but I'm going to keep doing it anyway.

by dognamedcat June 16, 2010

I'm alive but I'm dead

Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said

Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

by fireworks182 April 20, 2010