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Boner Disease 

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!
Boner Disease by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Boner Negotiation 

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.
My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

Boner Apron 

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.
My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.
Boner Apron by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men
GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?
Boner Kebab by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

Boner Bait 

Any sort of online content that includes some sort of mild sexual content, women in general, or flirting to get people to click on it, give it a like, comment on it etc. Most effective when used on a simp. Used by people to get lots of comments and likes or boost self confidence in some cases.
Woman in a bra using boner bait on a post: "Me or the PS5?"
Boner Bait by Lewis_Bubba March 13, 2021

Boner Bhatia 

The name used for a suneh that has a boner
Boner Bhatia is so cool, he is so well endowed
Boner Bhatia by xx_dis_xx April 23, 2021