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The Board

Reference to TNABOARD.COM

A platform for providers (ESCORTS) & hobbyist to utilize for screening, identification verification, references reviews etc.
"She was banned from the board for offering bare services"
by Brookelynvip69 June 22, 2023
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Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
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pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"
by docsloth October 28, 2013
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Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.
Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
mugGet the Waxing The Floor Boardsmug.

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
mugGet the Nebraskan water boardingmug.

Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland
Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;
by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021
mugGet the Floor boardmug.

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